Howie Weber
We're not entirely sure about Howie yet - he's a little TOO happy, ya know? He willingly joined Ivory in 2005 to defend the Star League from the Ko'dan Armada and help out on the consulting and sales side.
He claims to have spent the last 25 years in the leasing business, and he certainly talks a good game, but frankly, I lost track of him during the Clinton Administration, so who can really say? As a cover for whatever sneaking things he may *really* be doing, he can sometimes be seen solving crossword puzzles and those wacky new SODUKU puzzles from Japan.
Despite being on a first name basis with about half the industry, Howie found time to pick up a BS in Mathematics from Manhattan College and an MBA from Rutgers University.
Isn't he just a bit too good to be true? YOU be the judge!